Spider monkeys like banana daiquiris

It's illegal to slurp soup in New Jersey

Thai researchers have succeeded in generating electricity from natural gas made from elephant dung

So confident were some people that alcohol was the cause of virtually all crime that, on the eve of Prohibition, some towns actually sold their jails.

Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.

One acre of hemp will produce as much paper as four acres of trees (and can be replaced next season).

It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt

The word 'condom' comes from the Earl of Condom, personal physician to King Charles II, who made them for his monarch out of a stretched and oiled sheep's intestine

If the human stomach didn't manufacture a new layer of mucus every two weeks, it would digest itself

In India its cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than it is to buy a condom

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

In the U.S., there is, on average, three sex change operations per day.

Sex burns 360 calories per hour.

More than 11,000 people are injured every year trying out new sexual positions

Evertime poeple kiss more than 270 type of bacteria are exchanged

A man's ejaculation travels at a speed of 27mph!

Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states in the US.

"Hockey" is archaic slang for "semen." 
 
The largest known penis to mankind was measured at 13.5 inches erect.

The oldest virgin is rumored to be Sir Isaac Newton who died a virgin at the age of 85

Average amount of semen per ejalculation (aka how much cum comes outta his dick) Approz 1-2 teaspoons

Average amount of times a guy will ejallculate in a lifetime (aka how many times he gets off) 7,200

Amount of calories in cum: 7

Average length of a limp dick: 8cm

Average length of a hard dick: 12cm

Apparently everytime u kiss u loose 22 calories

Horses can ejalculate as quickly as 14 seconds

Male Chimpanzees are 5 times hornier than the average male

Feeding alka seltzer to a seagull will cause its stomch to explode.

A blue whale's testicles are as large as a volkswagon beetle.

Elephants will sometimes remain standing after they are dead

A shrimp's heart is in their head

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.